December 2007

Getting Cozy with Karen…                           December Musings

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‘Twas the Week Before Christmas
By Karen Docter
‘Twas the week before Christmas, when all through the land
My dust bunnies had grown bold, joined the Editorial Band;

Revisions were hung by the critique rank and file,
In hopes that my manuscript would soon top the pile;

Characters were canoodling in their own special way,
While villains of danger snuck into the fray;

And my hero in his splendor, and heroine bathed in moon’s light,
Had just dissed their love for the fourth time this night;

When out of my brain there arose what I’d been missing,
Had to rush to the office to tweak a bout of kissing;

Away to my chair, I stumbled and swore,
Ripped open a Window and widened my eyes more;

The cursor, blinking cheerily on the computer screen, teased,
Tormenting my poor muse, more than it appeased;

When, what to my beleaguered senses should un-wend,
But my muse on a lotus blossom, and a close writer friend;

With a great mighty shove, so swift the prevention,
I knew in a thrice, this was editorial intervention;

So swift the editor kicked off her perch, ideas they came,
And my muse danced and sang, I knew this was the game.

“Now, Narrative! Now, Point of View! Now, Adjective and Verb!
On, Sentence! On Paragraph! On, Synopsis and Blurb!”

“To the top of the list! To the top of the pile!
Now print away! Print away! Print away, smile!”

As manuscript pages that before crazed muse envision,
When they hide behind walls, come out with permission;

So rise to the occasion the plot points they grow,
With a screen full of characterization, my muse did yet glow;

And then, in that moment, I heard my hero speak,
Those sensuous words and statement of love’s peak;

As I reached for the words, and was putting them down,
My heroine laughed and tried on her wedding gown;

From her fingers danced stars, my muse had donned glitters,
Her crown was tipped over from too many gin-and-bitters;

But she sat on my poor editor, not allowing her vent,
My muse looked like an angel, or maybe an agent;

Her face – how it glowed! Her dimples how naughty!
Her eyes full of mischief, her nose not one bit haughty!

Her gleeful expression was fixed on the page,
And the stubborn tilt of her chin was as firm as a sage;

An eraser-less pencil she clenched tight in her hand,
And an aura of contentment encircled the land;

She had purpose to her step, was lithe enough to bend,
To the winds of creativity, she was surely there to wend;

She was the vision of my heroine, an odd little perk,
And I laughed when I saw her, my psyche at work;

With a gracious smile and a nod in my direction,
She gave me the notion I could bow to her perfection;

She spoke not at all, but took over my work,
And filled all the holes; then turned with a smirk.

And saving her words, I would tomorrow sigh,
And giving me a look, out of the office she did fly.

She freed my sorry editor, dusted her off with a smile,
And away she tottered without the least bit of guile.

But I heard her exclaim, as she packed up her bikini,
“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good ‘Finis’!”

[Inspired by ’Twas the Night Before Christmas, attributed to Clement Clarke Moore.]

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What else is happening in my writing world?

The pictures I mentioned last month, taken at CRW’s published author luncheon in October, didn’t get up as quickly as I wanted thanks to my waffling [my webmaster’s a saint…she got them up within 24 hours after I finally sent them ] but they’re up now if you didn’t get a chance to take a peek at them. Just click on PHOTOS and you’ll find lots of fun stuff.

Both of my November plotting workshops went well. It was the first time I’d conducted such short, short versions of “The ‘W’ Plot…Or The Other White Meat for Plotters©” workshop. It was a challenge to present the 4-week online class in one week for the folks at Outreach International Romance Writers. I’m laying odds their heads are still reeling! I also developed a two-hour appearance version and my home chapter at Colorado Romance Writers graciously allowed me to use them as guinea pigs. Thanks to the members of both chapters. It was fun!

I’m currently working on a new workshop about developing characters, peeling off the beginning of my plotting workshop so I can more readily focus attention on helping students identify character goals that lie at the heart of our stories.

I spent much of my Thanksgiving holiday playing around with my new MySpace site. If you have your own listing on MySpace, I’d love to be friends. You can find me at http://www.myspace.com/authorkarendocter.

I also got a little creative with the Christmas story I shared with you this month. Now, that was fun!!! Hope you enjoy the touch of holiday spirit.

I wish you all, my friends, stockings filled with a fresh supply of dreams and dedication. I wish you a New Year overflowing with creativity and confidence. I wish each of you the realization of your dreams, whatever they may be, and a terrific writing year in 2008.

As always, if you’d like to comment on this newsletter or anything else, please feel free to sign into my guest book at the bottom of this HOME page. Looking forward to hearing from you!

See you in 2008 if you’d like to Get Cozy with Karen again. In the meantime, feel free to check out the rest of my website at your leisure.

MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!