Karen’s Killer Book Bench: Mowed (An Erotic BBW ~ Big Beautiful Woman ~ Comedy Romance) by Grace Risata

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MOWED
An Erotic BBW (Big Beautiful Woman) Comedy Romance

BY GRACE RISATA

Blurb

Curvy girl Pepper is accustomed to flying under everyone’s radar. Being a big girl hasn’t led to many dates or exciting adventures. All of that was about to change. 

Through the small-town rumor mill, Pepper learns her old teenage crush just moved back to town. Jason was the star quarterback, prom king, and also Pepper’s neighbor from across the street. 

One day he sees Pepper out mowing the lawn and makes her an offer of no-strings attached, no-holds barred sex that has the potential to benefit them both. 

Nothing quite turns out the way either of them thought it would. 

Find out what happens when the simple act of mowing the lawn turns into so much more… 

WARNING: This story contains a plentiful amount of graphic sex scenes (over EIGHT of them…yes, I counted…including ones involving Barbeque Sauce, Pirates, Ice Cubes, and Handcuffs). They are all M/F and absolutely consensual. If you’re looking for a sick, twisted, dark tale – please go elsewhere, you will NOT find it here. All my stories come with a guarantee that you will crack a smile, find a happily-ever-after ending, and never have to deal with an annoying cliffhanger. There’s also no cheating, no love triangles, no unicorns, and no murder.

Let’s Time Travel!
By Grace Risata
[Blog originally published August 9, 2016]

Ok.  So August is a very busy month for me.  I have THREE writing projects going at once (yes, I am insane) so I’m going to answer a reader question today instead of doing the usual blog post about a random topic.

READER:  Where did you get your start as a writer?

(In the effort to strive for transparency and honesty, no reader asked me that.  I just thought of a funny story and figured I’d try to squeeze it into a blog post.  HOWEVER….I am a reader and so it counts as me asking myself a question)

My Reply:  Thank you very much for asking.  As a matter of fact, I do have a very interesting writerly origin story.   Let’s time travel WAY back to eight year old me in elementary school.  Maybe I was only six?  I think it was first or second grade.  I was NOT a fan of my teacher because she liked to call me out on the fact that I had yet to learn to tie my shoes.  Hey lady, some of us are late bloomers!  Anyway, we had a writing project for the class.  I’m sketchy on all the details because it was a super long time ago.  I do know that the end result was to be a picture and a sentence on a giant sheet of paper.  My drawing ended up being a pot of gold, a rainbow, and a leprechaun.  Very nice, right?  Don’t worry, the story gets better.  It is ME after all.  Evidently I wrote a dandy of a sentence.  So good that my teacher showed it to my mom after class and my mom kept it for a DECADE to show me once I got older and would understand just what the heck was so funny about it.  By now you’re on the  edge of your seat, right?  Without further ado, here is my sentence:

“I won’t let you steal my pot of gold, you horny leprechaun!”

Obviously I had no idea what “horny” meant at that age.  And yes, I did keep my virginity for a VERY long time, so maybe “pot of gold” was a euphemism.

Out of the mouths of babes, right?

So in conclusion… my career as a naughty little romance writer started at a very young age, my mom is a pervert who likes to torture me with embarrassing moments, and don’t worry…you WILL learn to tie your shoes someday.  Or just wait until Velcro is invented and you’ll be fine.

Have a great day and thanks for reading!!

Check out more of Grace’s blogs at https://gracerisata.wordpress.com/.

Meet Author Grace Risata… 読書

My professional biography is as follows (I’m not sure why it’s in the third person, evidently that’s the rule): Grace Risata is a new addition to the literary world, having published her first two books this year.  Grace is very excited to share her novels,  My Dirty Detour, Mowed,  and Nights in the Fast Lane, and she hopes you enjoyed reading them as much as she enjoyed writing them.  Grace would like to thank everyone for giving her book a chance and she welcomes all feedback.  Grace is happiest when reading, eating Portillos hot dogs, and patiently waiting for the inevitable zombie apocalypse.

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Links to Grace’s website, blog, books, etc.

Blog:  https://gracerisata.wordpress.com/

Book Purchase link:
https://www.amazon.com/Mowed-Erotic-Beautiful-Comedy-Romance-ebook/dp/B01M1FJ7IL

Author Facebook page:  https://www.facebook.com/gracerisata/

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mowed-resized**SPECIAL GIVEAWAY**:  Grace is giving away a Kindle copy of MOWED to three lucky readers who comment on her Killer Book Bench blog.  Thanks, Grace, for sharing your book with us!

Don’t miss the chance to read this book!

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7 Responses to Karen’s Killer Book Bench: Mowed (An Erotic BBW ~ Big Beautiful Woman ~ Comedy Romance) by Grace Risata

  1. Tammy Hall says:

    Grace,
    Thank you for the giggle this morning. I loved your story of your six year old self. Mowed also sounds like an excellent boook. One I would enjoy reading.

  2. Karen Docter says:

    Good morning, Grace, and welcome to Karen’s Killer Book Bench! Like Tammy, I think your sense of humor shines through everything you write. Even though I don’t read a lot of erotic stories, I cannot wait to read this book. 🙂 Thanks for stopping by to share your story with us!

  3. Amanda Ward says:

    Im a BBW and it makes a change to read romance where the larger lady is portrayed as desirable. Well done you! Manda x

  4. Colleen C. says:

    Oh I am liking what I see! 🙂 Thanks for sharing!

  5. Horny leprechaun! Snicker! 😉
    One can see, Grace, how that would send you down the road to humorous romance! One wonders, though, why your mother waited so long to show you! Great interview and thanks, Karen and Grace!

  6. Grace Risata says:

    Hi Everyone. Thanks for taking the time to read my crazy blog post and for getting to know a bit more about me!

  7. bn100 says:

    interesting bio

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